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May 26, 2014

Presidential perk turned into a bummer

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As president, I wouldn’t have any trouble telling Putin to keep his shirt on, or banging heads together to get my agenda passed by Congress.

But if the job means I would have to leave the Baseball Hall of Fame in the middle of Abbott and Costello’s classic “Who’s On First” routine because there might be a crisis somewhere in the Balkans, forget about it.

I don’t want to be president.

Sam Pollak is editor of The Daily Star in Oneonta, N.Y., 20 miles from Cooperstown, He can be reached at spollak@thedailystar.com.

 

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